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Character Age

7 years (32 in goblin years)

Character Species


Character Gender


Character Relationship Status

Married to Lady Death

Character Appearance

I wear an iron helm formed in the upper head of a human, and a cowl. Yes. I carry a big fat menacing dagger. You don't really see the menace until after I stab once. Cripes, I never know what to put in these things. I'm a goblin.

Character Personality

Goblins are horrible. If you see one then go ahead and kill it. Me? I'm an elite. The baddest, hardest goblin. I get paid, and things get dead. That might make a good slogan! I get things dead. Magic is pretty solid too - i'll accept magic.

Character Likes

I collect traps. Gold. Fairies are good to talk to and to eat. Bugbread. You never had that? Beetles baked right into the dough - the perfect comfort food.

Character Dislikes

Spell scrolls I can't read. Seriously! None of that geometric squiggled, theoretical - whatnot. You going to do that while you're fighting something? Ok.

Character History/Story

Growing up wasn't easy. It was me, and about three hundred other whelps in our chamber. I was the runt of the litter, always gettin' stomped on, pushed around. That whole dance. Eventually I made my way to the upper level. I put it together that the lower level chambers are where the mating and all the competition go on. So I moved up and didn't stop until I came to this huge bridge. Nobody stopped me, I mean I was gone. I crossed this ass rickety thing. Below me teemed the majority of my clan, slobbering over each other. Eating, screwing, fighting, building large wagons. I gave the loudest shout I could manage. "Iyaaak!" (See you later bitch) I called out. There's no plural for bitch in goblin. None of them cared. I didn't care. On my way out I found a skyscraper. He had the digs, in fact the very same I wear today. I don't know where he came from. His eyeballs were solid white and he had a sweet face scar. I took all of his stuff and since then have dedicated my life to figuring out who he was and what he died from. I think it was poison. No lacerations, blood. Nothing. He just croaked. I mean, he was young for a human, maybe 50 ish? Whatever he was demanded that he wore a lot of black, poison vials, fat daggers, crossbow and a box of picks with all sorts of heads. Whatever he did, I try to get it right every day.

Character Inventory

Crossbow (hand) 15' Rope Fat Dagger Spare Fat Dagger Bag of Rats

Character Abilites

A fairy taught me to glamorize myself - basically makes me look human.. I don't have it down. I can look like a kid in a pinch. Shocker - direct voltage through my hands. A good pinch trick. Climbing, Stealth, Dagger, Crossbow, Tumbling, Hanging, Maze Navigation, Traps, Assassin Strike Darkvision

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Writer's Favored Genres (OOC)

Fantasy, Romance, Violence, Realistic, Rated R, 18+, Gore, Comedy, Action, Adventure

About the Writer (OOC)

I love fantasy, dark fantasy and D&D - among other roleplaying games. I've never been an actual player in tabletop games. I've always been the DM. It's about time that changes. I'd love to write short stories with someone, roleplay, participate in a game or help organize one. At the very least, if you need a wizard or a goblin in your world, let me know. Be warned, I've never done anything like this online. But whatever, lets stab some people.

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