Welcome to Elleryville! The sun shines all day, and there are millions of stars visible at night! All the neighbors are very friendly! This town is absolutely wonderful; poverty, hunger, crime? No siree, those are foreign here!
Great schools, great jobs, great people, who wouldn't want to live here? Answer: no one! Everyone loves this place! Everyone.
Go anywhere you'd like, just not the power plant. But everywhere else is open!
Welcome to Elleryville, Maine, the best town in the USA, best town in the world.