Lights dance around the room. It's all crazy and shit. Use your imagination.
Nickyy: LADIES AND BITCHES! I present to you--!
Alice: Wtf are ya doin', lass? It's just us here?
Nickyy: Shh, just let this happen. Ahem. I PRESENT TO YOUUUU--!
(Loud popcorn crunching from somewhere in the room.)
Nickyy: Really.
Nes: Go on, I'm listening. (Crunch crunch.)
Nickyy: (Eye twitches.) AHEM. Okay. LA--
Lynn: (Loud slurping of iced coffee.)
Nickyy: You know what? Fuck it. Alexa, light this place up.
The lights turned on around the once again concrete room. Only three people sat in chairs this time on the other side of the table. The fourth one empty.
Nes: Say, where's the dude at?
Alice: WHY AM I CHAINED TO THIS FUCKIN' CHAIR?!
Nickyy: Well, I wanted this to just be my girls, the ones that I fully created, not canon characters from a game that I loved as a kid. Anyway. You are chained to the chair, because I trust you less then I trust the Knight of Hell over here who can melt my brain where it rests.
Lynn: (Eye narrow and loud slurp.)
Nickyy: See, my point exactly. Anyway, no questions, no one?
Alice: (Seething and yanking at the chains around her.) I swear on me mum, when I get oot of this.
Nickyy: Yeah yeah, as you d that. Let's continue THE INTERVIEWS! Now, I think it's only fair that I answer a few questions from you guys. So, shoot away. I'll be nice this time. Promise. (Manic grin.)
Silence, then a cough.
Nes: What kiiiiind of questions?
Nickyy: Mmm. Lets do funny ones. That sounds good.
Nes: Hmmm... Why is my hair so poof?
Nickyy: (Evil smile.) Well, you see, long story. This you that is you now, is not really you, it's another. And you had many many many others before this you was, well, you.
Nes: (Blink.)
Nickyy: So the you that is you now has poofy hair, thus, you have poofy hair. I originally wanted short hair, buuut that never worked out, so, well, here ya are.
Nes: Wait... what?
Nickky: Hey now. At least you're not Lynn over here. She goes back all the way to my anime picture face claim phase. And don't even get me started about the wolf days. (Whispering.) Fun fact. She used to have a fox tail and ears. True story.
Nes: (Snort.)
Lynn: I--Let us not talk about that.
Nes: Anime is awesome though. How is that bad?
Nickyy: Not entirely, but not good in my book is all, more like growing up out of the anime phase is all. Now you all have pretty faces and you have poofy hair. Next?
Alice: Why the fuck is she 5'8ft now and the rest of us look like bloody shrimp?
Nes: Wee lil shrimp.
Alice: Shut the fuck up.
Nickyy: (Shrugs.) I'm shorter than all of you guys so be happy. She? I wanted to make a point that she was grown and that she'd been stopped from it the way that she was. So, she became a tal, and us stay a smol. Next.
Lynn: Why exactly are we here? What is the gain on meeting us?
Nickyy: (Leans back in seat.) I had this concept of what would we all do if we met our characters. And boom, it became an event. I wanted to see, me, the fucked up satanic bitch that I am, what impact I would have on my characters if they were ever able to really just ask me something. Be more than just a face on a site and be someone with a word.
Alice: Oye, this is gettin' mushy.
Nickyy: Guess you can say that. Any more questions?
Nes: Why don't any of us have, like, sidekick pets?
Nickyy: Are you guys Disney princesses?
Alice: Hope not.
Nes: I mean, kinda.
Nickyy: Animals get in the way. You've all been in life or death situations before, why drag along an animal to waste space and be an ex machina that suddenly the day is saved because your cat abruptly pops into existence to save you? Lazy writing in my eyes. I'd much rather fuck shit up and make you guys claw to get yourselves out of it than make your gun have an unlimited clip on it like in the movies. No capes, no pets.
Lynn: Then why do I have a cat?
Nickyy: Sonno is based off of my old fat cat Sugar that I had had since I was a kid. She sadly passed away my freshman year of high school. But her memory lives on. And you get your own little version of her, congrats. Also, you do not take her everywhere with you. She stays perfectly safe at your house. So, next?
Alice: Don' ya have a bloody life er somethin'?
Nickyy: Ouch, I mean, if I did, would you all be here? But yes, I do actually. I read, I draw, I eat, I drink, like any other normal person.
Lynn: I highly doubt that.
Nickyy: Alright, listen smart asses. I was doing this to be nice, guess we'll have to just wait till the next one don't we?
Alice: (Groans.) There's more?
Nickyy: Surpriiiise! You kids have fun now, okay? I'll be seeing you all next time.
Nes: Aaand, when is that going to be?
Nickyy: (Fading into the background.) Oh. Soon. Very soon. Baaaaaiiiiii~!
Poof.
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